tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

sweatyeah:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is adorable!

aww

  1. coming out the womb: yas bitch you are giving me LIFE

skittle-happy-matt:

gloomyteens:

The Most Popular Girls In School

The post that started it all.

bewbin:

nasa trying to eat the moon

bewbin:

nasa trying to eat the moon

  1. me: *laughs*
  2. parents: what's so funny what's going on who are you talking to can i see what's the joke haha i bet that's great what are you trying to hide from us

legalwifi:

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

longful:

blakanubis:

That feeling you get during a dry spell on Tumblr, save for that one sole spike in likes and reblogs.

I had that problem but then I found Queue+. The two week free trial is a savior. Seriously, get it.

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

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